MY NAME IS HOLLYWOOD KHAN

While Nicolas Cage sat in the press room at the Toronto International Film Festival waiting to be knee capped. In the kitchen of Café Belong, the butter melts, and the milk thickens, with little sugar on top, tray’s are ready to be baked. Thank the god’s for great food because the film Trespass you would not wish on your worst friend. This film most certainly will make the worst film of 2011.

This is also the worst Joel Schumacher film to date, and that means “DO NOT WAIST MONEY ON THIS FILM”. If you do go a see this film you will scream like the sound of a lemon-sour twangy intensity of a guitar.Joel, dude, come on man get it together, I can help you get back on track, did the guys at Creative Artist’s allow you to make this film, if so dump those agents. Like I tell everyone who wants to make a film, the rule is very simple. “If it’s not on the page it’s not on the stage”, rule one start with a good script.
Oscar winning writer Ruth Prawer Jhanvala of Room With A View, had written a script for a studio, and they wanted to make some changes. The Producer got up, walked to the window looked out over Culver City, and dropped his pants saying, “You can kiss this”, then walked out. Do not let your agent get you into those contracts that stipulate “and will make a future film yet to be named” don’t do that.

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